What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?